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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2008's Drag Names, Year in Review!

Finally, Genre Zinyak's Drag Names Year in Review: A drag name a week, plus two bonus ones!
  1. Leia Vur! (She's at the airport...)
  2. Olive Asuttun! (She's spontaneous)
  3. Iona Caftan! (Her maiden name is Traylor)
  4. Rene Goeshoble! (... a hooker who's flexible)
  5. Euwatta Knobedduh! (Yes, I should.)
  6. Millie Terri Mann! (Formerly Mrs. Manouvres and Mrs. Operation)
  7. Estelle Blisshmint! (She's a fixture 'round here)
  8. Dawn Loeh! (Also known as Leigh Dzuh Dubbalife, mm hmm, you know)
  9. Draugha Tori Lee! (... never gossips, oh no, never...)
  10. Dawn Ting Task! (... has a tough time with things, dat's all)
  11. Sabby Tewer! (Just can't trust the bitch)
  12. Lassie Faire! (She's ok with doggy style 'cause she can't be bothered with any other position.)
  13. Meara Coolwhip! (She likes to whip it up real good like!)
  14. Bea Hemmuth! (She's a big ol' baddie, that Bea....)
  15. Miss Bea Have! (she's an oxy moron that one)
  16. Val Addictorian! (she wasn't the head of her class; she gave head to her class)
  17. Marcia Dimes! (... marches into straight couples' bedrooms to show off her 100% proven anti-birth-defect technique, called, "Move over and let me have at him."
  18. Marcia Crossamerica! (... until she's marched into every married couples bedroom...)
  19. Marcia D'Penguins! (... an odd bird that gets around a lot)
  20. Barb Wire! (... a prickly one; cross her and she'll scratch you to pieces)
  21. Fay Talinstinkt! (She's usually dead wrong)
  22. Wanda May Kibet?! (This lady likes to take chances)
  23. Sue Veneer! (Thinks she'd make a good trophy wife)
  24. Jenna I. Dennedy! (Likes to fit in with the crowd)
  25. Sue Puhnatchrille! (She's out there...)
  26. Sun Ting Wong! (...and she's all worked up about it!)
  27. Elaine Stretch! (she's had a good long one...)
  28. Anita Size Larger! (...don't we all...)
  29. Anita Sizemore! (...my God, is she ever satisfied?...)
  30. Anne Neckdote! (There is none. Trust me; we've tried)
  31. Cara Couture! (Acts like a high faloot'n fashion model but she's a cartoon)
  32. Bea Shumbrella! (she don't like the sun...)
  33. Anita Biggun! (you know why...)
  34. Thebossah Nova! (just blame it on her...)
  35. Fran Kenfurturs! (...bet she can't have just one...)
  36. Winnie Baygo! (Iona Traylor's sister with more money)
  37. Lotte Estrogen! (so stand back)
  38. Hillary Yuss! (...friends with Esther Ricklequeen...)
  39. Sarah Moanies! (...she's a wedding planner...)
  40. Mary DeWitt Chillen! (...oh, those poor kids...)
  41. Rhoda Ruin! (...bad small business manager...)
  42. Rhoda HALE! (Drinks. A lot.)
  43. Anne Igma! (... hard to describer her...)
  44. Alma Rillis! (...she's such a pretty flower...)
  45. Lu Swimmyn! (...has multiple personalities and they're all sluts...)
  46. Rue Morse! (... she's a sorrowful thing...)
  47. Lourdes May Witness! (...she's a liar...)
  48. Anne Sesschewuss! (...keeps it in the family, like Anne Sesters...)
  49. Rita Herites! (...she has a cop fetish... just play along...)
  50. Elke Seltzer! (...she likes champaign; it don't like her...)
  51. Reva Durchi! (... afraid of relationships...)
  52. Helen Urth! (... stay away from her...)
  53. Angie O'Plastie! (...in and out of that hospital...)
  54. Thea Nawguhration! (...acts very presidential...)
  55. Anna Lee Kidge! (... she don't smell rite...)
  56. Eubie Ronginduhed! (...based on some of these names, that's the stove calling the kettle black!)

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous5/1/09

    Shouldn't the blog be renamed "Geeba Monkey 2009" now that 2008 has ended? YOUR drag name should be "Anita Calendar"....

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